Thursday, January 26, 2012

OSCAR REACTION

            As a former movie critic, I find it impossible to sit by silently and witness the travesty of this year’s Oscar nominations.

            First, why are they still announced at 5:30 a.m.? That was understandable to meet deadlines when I first attended 40 years ago and called in the nominations from a phone booth to the Daily Breeze’s city desk. (No cell phones.)

            Second, I have serious bones to pick about films and people who were or were not nominated.

            Best picture. Since they are now selecting 10 nominees rather than five, it is hard to be left out, but I have doubts about two choices – “Moneyball,” which I feel never reached its potential, and “Tree of Life,” which is mainly incomprehensible. Instead, I would have probably selected “J. Edgar” and “The Ides of March,” if nothing else.

            Best actor: The biggest travesty of all was Leonardo DiCaprio not being nominated for best actor for “J. Edgar” and the vastly overrated Brad Pitt nominated at all. I would have left out the morose Gary Oldman (“Tailor Tinker Soldier Spy” and Pitt, and added DiCaprio and young Thomas Horn, for his phenomenal performance in “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close.” DiCaprio not winning, much less not being nominated, is one of the greatest offenses since Henry Fonda was not nominated for “Mister Roberts”  in 1955.

Best director. Terrence Malick (“Tree of Life” over Steven Spielberg (“War Horse”)? You have to be kidding. The only reason Malick was nominated at all is because he is regarded as some kind of cinema god for only directing a few movies in 40 years.

Best actress. Rooney Mara for “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” is not only a bad choice for the reputation of Oscar but a ludicrous decision. There are countless other possibilities including Tilda Swinton (“We Need to Talk About Kevin”).

Best animated feature. This is really bad. Two of the best films for children were not even nominated – “Adventures of Tintin” and “Cars 2” would have been better than “A Cat in Paris” and “Chico & Rita.” Who?

Adapted Screenplay. There is no way I would have picked “Moneyball” and “The Ides of March” over “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close” and “War Horse.”

I know. Sour grapes.

Don Lechman is a former reporter, critic and editor for the Daily Breeze.


Saturday, January 21, 2012

Don Growing Up 3

You know what work is –if you’re old enough to read this you know what work is, although you may not do it.                                                                --Phillip Levine, poet
         When I was in grade school, I lived on a farm near Sterling, Colorado, and we were mired in a work until one day about 1953 when our load was miraculously lightened. My dad announced we would no longer grow sugar beets. To say we were heartbroken is to take verbal irony to the extreme. We were besides ourselves with joy. We all loathed the work associated with beets. We knew Daddy would find a way for the family to survive mainly from raising and selling livestock, wheat, corn, pinto beans and alfalfa.

            My last year on the farm was 1955 when I turned 15 and was the last kid (of 14) standing. Everyone had moved on with their lives. It was the best of times and the worst of times. It was the best because I practically had to work by myself – driving tractors, stacking hay, fixing fence, feeding livestock, hoeing crops, irrigating, milking cows and doing whatever little thing popped up in Dad’s mind, and I proved I could do it.  It was the worst because I practically had to work by myself - driving tractors, stacking hay, fixing fence, feeding livestock, hoeing crops, irrigating, milking cows and doing whatever little thing popped up in Dad’s mind.  Of course, he worked, but his feet were killing him from years in irrigating boots, and I generally had to be da man. I, of course, was not cut out to be top gun, but I survived. Life was simpler then.

            Then, to save his health - and me - my Dad, in February of 1956, at the age of 60, sold all his equipment and the farm, and he, my mother and I moved to town to 118 Park St. in Sterling. The farm consisted of 120 acres of irrigated land, 100 acres of pasture and 100 acres of prime dry land, all in first class condition. This land was augmented by a big house with five bedrooms, a basement, two porches, a small parlor, a big family room, a nice kitchen and one lousy bathroom and a shower in the basement. We also had a huge first-class barn and garages, a large chicken house, three or four granaries and another work house we called the separator house because we separated the milk from the cream there. In the back area, we had a second small house with two gigantic rooms where my sister and her husband and two small children had lived. We also had a gigantic yard and a grove of trees, all in pretty first-class condition. The selling price for this gem? Get ready for this - $29,500 – or about $110 an acre, the price of a moderate new car today. My mom and dad had to survive on this, a small pension, any little jobs my dad procured and their children’s largesse until he died in 1973 and she in 1983. Life was no bowl of cherries.

            Not to be forgotten, however, were the good times. That’s where I learned to play and enjoy football, baseball and basketball. That’s where my brother Dick and I used to go fishing in a neighbor’s lake, Hole’s Hole – for catfish – successfully. That’s where the neighbor families and kids would come over nights, especially during the summer, and play games – like kick the can - outside until it was beyond dark, while the folks played cards and kibitzed inside.

          That’s where my Dad and I  - and whatever brothers or Mom tagged along – went evenings to Pioneer Park to watch first-class fast-pitch softball. There were usually three games an evening for over guys over 17, not kids. That was where, usually on Saturdays, my dad would take Dick and me to town . He would play cards at the Knights of Columbus and we would go to the movies. It was 9 cents at the American Theatre and about 12 at the ritzier Fox. Usually, they showed a double feature, a newsreel and a cartoon.  

That’s where my hero, my brother Bob,  seven years older than I, whom I thought was  probably the smartest, handsomest, most athletic and nicest guy in the world, changed my life. He was always easy going and patient with me, teaching me to ride a bike, drive and be myself. He was God.

            That’s also where we ice skated on nearby ponds, swam in Pawnee creek, rode horses, hunted for rabbits and pheasant, built fires for marshallow roasts and hot cocoa and made sugary fudge from Hershey’s chocolate and let it freeze outside in the winter, and played endless board games and card games like pinochle, pitch, canasta and a German game called Duroch.

            From about ages 9-12, I had to share a bed and a room with my brother Dick. We would tell stories, play guessing games and play scratch back, and he treated me like a real person. When he and I hoed in the fields, we would spend endless hours quizzing each other and having running calls of baseball games.  If there were boys around his own age, almost 3 years older than me, he did not recognize my existence. The jerk.

            The times we spent in front of a radio were golden. I listened to everything - , soap operas like “Lorenzo Jones and His Wife Belle,” “Pepper Young’s Family,”  and “Stella Dallas”; comedies like the “Bob Hope Show,” “The Jack Benny Show” and “Fibber McGee and Molly”; adventure  shows like  “The Lone Ranger,” “Sky King”  and “Superman,” and dramatic shows like “Big Town,” and “The Shadow.”  And best of all I listened to Notre Dame football games on Saturday on Mutual Radio.

         Some of our best times came when my married sisters and there numerous broods would visit, especially at Thanksgiving and Christmas. All of us never got together at once because there was not enough room. But whoever was there always had a good time.

            Did I think life then was tough? You kidding? I loved it.

            Don Lechman is a former reporter, critic and editor for The Daily Breeze. He teaches writing at Harbor College in Wilmington.

             

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

No computers for Kids

            Many veteran elementary school teachers whom I am acquainted with seemed concerned about the emphasis on our younger students learning technology.

They should be.

The importance of computers in our modern world is infinitesimal. They have changed how we work, how we play and how we think. They are just as important at home as they are in school and office. No business today could think of operating without computers. Can you imagine restaurants and stores without computers?

            It is no secret that I have never been enamored with technology. I was completely happy working on a typewriter because as I said thousands of times. “Man, when I used to go to work in the morning I didn’t have to wait two hours for the computer guys to come in and fix my typewriter.”

Today I am happy with computers – happy as possible with a technical contraption.  I am sitting at one right now as I type this. To me, their value in writing and looking for information on the Internet cannot be surpassed. On the other hand, there is nothing more exasperating than not being able to connect with the Internet, having your computer lock up, losing all your information or something you just spent hours on. This is all a prelude to my point. It’s obvious that I understand the importance of computers in our future. I also understand that we should not be spending our money to teach young children more about computers. There are several reasons.

            1). They get exposed to all the computer work and fun they need at home. Why waste tax dollars or your own money?.

`2. Children need to learn to think first and how to develop and use their motor skills.

3. Hours spent at the keyboard could have well been spent playing outdoors, or reading books. Books? “What are they?” one kid asks. “I read everything on the Internet.”

4. Can a computer build itself? Maybe someday, but as far as I know we needed our scientists and our Bill Gateses to get us to where we are now.

5. Is it possible that socializing in person (playing with your friends) might be better than e-mail or texting? You think?

6. There are many excellent teachers who know diddly squat about computers. Do you want to lose them all? Well, actually, some people probably do.

Do you remember that the world existed fine B.C. (before computers).Take our classical composers. Why were  the best composer – like Beethoven, Bach, Mozart – working  a couple of hundred years ago?

Where would we be today without Fulton, Edison, Marconi, Freud and Einstein not being able to think?

The most important thing for our children is to be taught by parents from the moment they are born. A nurturing, loving parent is the most important, but children also need to be exposed to reading and music and good vibes from birth.

             As soon as they grow older, they need to learn to start looking at books and putting things together with their hands. All of this activity does not need to be impeded by hours with computers and iPods. If that time was spent on reading, ‘riting and ‘rithmetic, art and music who knows what we might produce? It could be another Beethoven or a Bill Gates or Van Gogh. Wow! What an idea. Emphasize reading, writing and arithmetic, music and art. I wish I had thought of that!

            Don Lechman is a former reporter, critic and editor for The Daily Breeze. He teaches writing at Harbor College in Wilmington.


Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Don's Life in Army

          I enjoyed Willie Quinones” My Turn (Jan. 10) about his experience joining the navy. I felt an immediate connection to Willie because we obviously come from the same generation, and he worked at the school where I teach (Harbor College) even though our paths have never crossed. He seems to be a Mexican Catholic, I a German Catholic, with lot of family ties.

            But, gee, Willie, there the similarity ends. “Boot camp was fun.” “Great navy chow,” he wrote.  You have to be kidding me, Willie. I was not in the navy, but I joined the army in 1962 from an actual small town (10,000), not a metropolis of 100,000.  I hated every minute of the military. At the time, I thought it was the worst decision I ever made even though I had thought about it and considered the Peace Corps and Air Force officer training. I eliminated the first because it did not exempt me from the draft, and I failed the eye test for the second. 

            Unlike Willie, I hated everything about the military. First and foremost was constantly being yelled it. I am very sensitive (Yeah, right). Second, I hated, loathed and despised the army chow (an appropriate name if I ever heard one). Going in as a strapping 6-4, 167-pounder, I quickly lost more weight. Basic training (boot camp) was hell. I was sent to Fort Leonard Wood, Mo., from November through January. It was below zero in that God-forsaken place. Our cadre was mostly Missouri hillbillies whom we could barely understand.

            “Fur on the left, fur on the right,” we were ordered at the rifle range. We looked at each other “Fur? What the heck is fur?” Oh, fire, we finally figured out.

            We had to get up at dawn, exercise and do close-order drill until we dropped in below-zero weather. We almost died  in the gas chamber (we thought) and crawled under live fire (we thought) in the cold and mud. What fun, Willie! We watched as cadre constantly abused and physically assaulted a boy of about 17 who seemed to the rest of us to be mentally incapacitated. But not to the NCOs, who obviously were mentally incapacitated. Our brave company commander said that we were spending seven nights on bivouac – even though other companies gave up after a day or so – in the freezing weather (He slept in a motor home).

A few times I had KP from 2:30 a.m. to about 1 a.m. the following morning and was assigned the grease trap. The guy in charge of us was a PFC in the reserve who thought he was a cross between General Patton and Atilla the Hun.

            I wanted to attend Army Language School in Monterey or be assigned to the military newspaper, Stars and Stripes. (Army Communications was suggested, but I discovered that was stringing wire in the boondocks). Since I almost got a perfect score on the language aptitude test, and I had experience as a journalist and a degree, naturally, the Army, in its infinite wisdom, sent me to administrative school at Fort Leonard Wood. There I was taught to type by a 19-year-old private who was lucky if he could do 19 words a minute, while I did 80. My luckiest moment of all came when names ending in A-K were assigned to Germany (my dream assignment) and L-Z to Korea. Did I love the Army or what? 

However, Willie, I am very proud I gave three years of my life to my country. My experience made me realize how much I love America and enjoy my freedom.

            Don Lechman is a retired reporter, critic and editor for the Daily Breeze.